Shiver me timbers, Habbos!

This morning I found a nasty surprise on my wall -- a sticky note from the Habbo HQ Furni Factory, communicating the successful digital delivery of the brand new Rare. That would have been a good thing, but the problem is, not a single new Rare had been delivered to my Rare Treasury Room.

Confident that HQ knew the reason behind this surprising delay (always the optimist…) I tried e-mailing, calling, faxing, sending pigeon bots but all to no avail. No one knows why the digital delivery hasn’t been delivered, and no one even knows what items were we supposed to get. Pretty bad, huh? It gets worse…

After this terrible realization, my pet dog Socrates came over to me holding another sticky in his mouth, which said… well, I’ll publish it below. My own words wouldn’t do it justice:

Ahoy! You so-called Hotel Manager – Scallywag is a more suiting title me thinks! In case you be wondering where your precious Rares have ended up, well… you can stop wondering. I’ve plundered yer swag you worthless landlubber!

I’m a pirate, a buccaneer, not one of those bilge-sucking scammers just goin after your average loot. I’m in it for the real deal – the rarest of the Rares…You dig me, matey?

My name is Captain Murphy. My Crew is Da Law. We are… yeah, you got it right: Murphy’s Law is the name, piracy is the game.

Me and my Crew follow the old school pirate creed, the eternal laws of plunder and pillage. We sail the infinite Pixel Seas in our ship, the Flying Nelly, asking nothing from Habbo…except for all ye stashed Rares and an occasional captive. Some Habbos think we bring bad luck.. Aye, but only to THEM.

What do I want? I want everything you and your poor little Habbo friends have and I want YOU to walk the plank, can you dig it?

Time be wastin’…find me and the Rare, if you can.

Arrr!

- Captain Murphy and his Law

And there you have it. This scum, this “pirate”, has somehow stolen my new Rare. MY Rare! Erm, I mean our Rare, sorry.

Anyway, this is what I have to say to that blasted Captain Murphy: “He who lives by piracy, will perish by piracy!” You challenged me, and I’ll answer your challenge.